Pretentious Foodie Bullshit and The Onion

I’m pretty sure the intention of this video from The Onion News Network and Ted Allen (host of Chopped) wasn’t to get me to start looking for a local source of cobnuts, but instead make fun of all the douche bags who scour the earth for said nuts, and other obscure things like that. Apparently I am a giant douche bag, since I did a search on Google for cobnuts in Chicago seven seconds after the video ended. I didn’t immediately find an answer and quickly gave up, which I guess makes me a lazy douche bag. God I hate cobnuts.

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